cantankerous docent

nope

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This is what happens when my good friend Brendon Good leaves his tumblr up on my computer 4 months ago. SUCK IT!

This is what happens when my good friend Brendon Good leaves his tumblr up on my computer 4 months ago. SUCK IT!

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meganomalous: carolynrthorn: SO RELEVANT  It’s actually a requirement. I had to lie and say one of my legs was a prosthetic the whole summer I worked at IHOP. It was so awful being in the closet about it. :/

meganomalous:

carolynrthorn:

SO RELEVANT 

It’s actually a requirement. I had to lie and say one of my legs was a prosthetic the whole summer I worked at IHOP. It was so awful being in the closet about it.

:/

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happy flipout

twice today thus far i’ve freaked out in uncontrollable happiness. First in J&H the “out of service” sign was no longer on the pineapple juice. I did my happy dance and squealed in excitement, pushed a decadently clean glass to the dispenser and was rewarded with water. Livid Brendon was not an enjoyable sight seconds later. Never-the-less I had an enjoyable lunch. I then got back to my room and put on shuffle and was rewarded with Neutral Milk Hotel. I had forgotten about my favorite band from highschool and was elated to rediscover them randomly.

It’s shiny&warm, thus everyone is in a good mood since weather so strangely affects peoples moods. Strange, since i’m no happier when it’s warm and sunny than I am during the frigid winter. In fact, i’m happiest on days that are overcast, foggy and eerie. Strange boy I am. However, those around me in good spirits does seem to increase mine. 

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Upon waking this morning, I recalled a pleasant dream reliving my time with a Norwegian family this summer. I now have a strong urge to up an leave, returning to Krakenos and work/live with them again. So whats stopping me? Why can’t I just up and leave, going where I please like I did in the summer? What’s changed? Well, I finally found a place that feels like home. A community of friends I can build upon, create something lasting for my college years. Of course my days of Galavanting around the world are far from over, but for now, I need to stay put and focus on what I already have.

Upon waking this morning, I recalled a pleasant dream reliving my time with a Norwegian family this summer. I now have a strong urge to up an leave, returning to Krakenos and work/live with them again. So whats stopping me? Why can’t I just up and leave, going where I please like I did in the summer? What’s changed? Well, I finally found a place that feels like home. A community of friends I can build upon, create something lasting for my college years. Of course my days of Galavanting around the world are far from over, but for now, I need to stay put and focus on what I already have.

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Secretion

Sitting at a drab desk in Paley preparing for a dogged final, I notice a strange substance lurking on it’s surface. Immediately, two words in the English language come to mind; secretion, and seamen. I’m not sure why secretion came to mind, but it usually comes along with describing seamen. Anyway, it most certainly is one of my favorite words in the english language. Which got me thinking about my other favorite words. In no particular order, they are as follow: cunt, fuck, bitch, abyss, serendipity, voluptuous, salacious, asinine, cantankerous, feces, bulbous, crunchy, moist, vulva, dichotomous. English has so many fun word that are rarely words. My new goal is to learn as many obscure words as possible and use them in humdrum conversations, because i’m a pretentious dork.